A web Loss.
Well, you understand it’s a successful gown when you have to beat up a sailor as well as a tourist-trap “Indian” to get the raw materials. Jesus Hieronymus Christ, this is the ugliest thing I’ve seen because the 1972 Naugahyde Alive! Festival.
I’m sure extremely few of you will be amazed that this gem is from Victoria’s Secret, whose clothes frequently cover (or rather, don’t cover) the big as well as expressive variety between “skanky” as well as “trampy”. (And I expect the few of you who are amazed are wondering, jeez, exactly how would you develop a pole-dancing routine around *that*?)
Now, I’m not against attractive gowns — however you have to admit there’s a gulf between “sexy” as well as “gynecological”, as well as VS gowns frequently leap that gulf as well as keep best on running into WTF?-Land. as well as do you understand why all the VS designs have that exaggerated head-tilt? They’re trying to keep their valuable gray matter away from the clothes, that’s why. It’s not provocative, it’s *protective*. They really wear lead aprons between shots.
In fact, this gown is so horrible, I feel as if I have to present an antidote. Here, look:Whew. say thanks to you, Elie Saab. say thanks to you.
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